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Batman: Arkham Asylum Review

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

Batman: Arkham Asylum - "The choke's on you!"The prison guard jerks The Joker’s arm as he leads him off to his familiar cell in Arkham Asylum. As The Joker looks back over his shoulder at Batman, he trips and falls to his knee.

When the guard leans down to help him up, Joker takes the opportunity to quickly headbutt the guard as he stands up, sending him reeling. Before anyone can react he leaps up & wraps his cuffs around the guard’s neck from behind. Batman beats on the reinforced glass separating him from his nemesis as he kills the helpless prison guard.

When The Joker hears the guard’s last gurgling attempts at breathing, he gets in his punchline… “Choke’s on you!”

This scene sets the whole tone of Batman: Arkham Asylum, and I think someone may have been pumping Joker gas into my living room, as I had a silly grin on my face the whole time.

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The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai Review

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai - T-Shirt Back PrintThe Dishwasher: Dead Samurai
Genre: Beat ‘Em Up
Rating: ESRB M for Mature
Publisher: Ska Studios & Microsoft Game Studios
Release Date: 1st April 2009
Format: Xbox Live Arcade

Rating: ★★★½☆

When I first heard about this release from Xbox guru Major Nelson on Twitter, I thought it was an April Fool’s prank. However I was pleasantly surprised to find out that it wasn’t, and promptly checked out some of the available gameplay videos. These turned out to be surprisingly gruesome and frantic – and if you can describe a game with those words… I’m there.

The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai was conceived when game creator James Silva was himself a dishwasher, finding himself the butt of many a joke. After pointing out that Bruce Lee was a dishwasher, he began to conceive a game about one that slaughters an insurmountable array of highly trained agents… and that became what we have here today.

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Batman: Arkham Asylum – Lookin’ Good!

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

I’ve always been a fan of comicbooks, and their ease of use in movies and games… but there aren’t many comicbook orientated games that I get excited about (except maybe the Watchmen game).

However, the new Batman game from Eidos looks particularly droolworthy! Almost every video I see on the game makes it look very appealing, from the storyline to the stealth aspects. The visuals are particularly good too… but normally what looks too good to be true falls down on gameplay. There is light at the end of the tunnel though, and it looks to be in the form of the game’s combat system – from what I can see here, the gameplay looks to stand up to scrutiny… so I’m back to being very excited about the game.

Here’s a new video showcasing the game’s freeflow combat system for your enjoyment:

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Street Fighter IV Review

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Title: Street Fighter IV
Genre: Fighting
Publisher: Capcom
Format: Xbox 360, PS3 (Coming soon to PC), Arcade

Rating: ★★★★☆

Chances are, you’ve already heard about Capcom’s legendary Street Fighter series – Street Fighter 2 was/is the benchmark for almost every 1v1 fighting game that exists today. If you haven’t, then you’re either not a gamer, or haven’t set foot in an arcade in the last 15+ years.

SF2 is quite possibly one of my favourite games of all time – it is (in my opinion) one of the most polished and flawless fighting games to date, even if it’s 2D. The game’s combo system and tactical gameplay makes it fun for beginners to pick up, and great for hardcore players to arrange tournaments around (which in turn makes for some amazing viewing).

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Watchmen: The End Is Nigh Review

Friday, March 20th, 2009

Watchmen: The End Is Nigh
Genre: Fighting
ESRB: M for Mature
BBFC: 15
Developer: Deadline Games
Platform: PSN Network: March 5th 2009 (Part One), Xbox Live & PC: March 4th 2009 (Part One)

Rating: ★★★★☆

After writing my short preview on Watchmen: The End Is Nigh, I was really eager to get my hands on the full game… and Xbox Live being its usual laggy self, it decided to download the 1.3GB game at a rate of 1% every 20 minutes — needless to say, I’ve been screaming at my Xbox all damn day.

However, my download literally just finished, so I am now happy to bring you a hands-on review of the first installment of the episodic adventures of Rorschach and Nite Owl II. As soon as you load the game, you’re treated to animated cutscenes just like the Motion Comic DVD, setting the scene on Friday 13th October 1972. The tone of these cutscenes blend well with the dialogue in the graphic novel, and Rorschach’s narration via his journal is spot on. Both Rorschach and Nite Owl II are voiced by their movie counterparts Jackie Earle Haley and Patrick Wilson, which I always see as a valuable asset – I can’t stand it when movie-to-game adaptations use crappy voice actor soundalikes.

For my first play-through, I started the single player game and chose the psychopathic Rorschach as my instrument of justice. The first mission involves rioting at Sing Sing prison, and despite politely offering their assistance Rorschach and Nite Owl aren’t given a warm welcome by the prison guards, and are advised they will be shot on sight.

Watchmen: The End Is Nigh’s opening cinematic

Something that immediately struck me as I gained control of Rorschach for the first time, is that the controls were very intuitive and easy to use – that being said, the game is a standard beat-em-up, so the controls aren’t exactly complicated. The X button will land a light attack, whereas the Y button lands a heavy attack. The left analogue stick controls movement, and the right controls the camera, as is the staple in most 3rd person games these days.

Rorschach & Nite Owl Prison YardThe second thing I noticed is that the game is beautiful… in a grimy, blood-soaked way. I’m meaning that for an Xbox Live Arcade title, this is quite possibly one of the best-looking games I’ve seen. Graphically, the game stands up to the tone of the movie and comic – The second level really shows off the game’s graphic detail though, taking place in the city streets and back alleys fighting off biker gangs. The lighting effects from streetlights and windows are lovely, and the rain-soaked alleys reflect almost everything.

The sound and music accompanies the game perfectly and the narration and voice acting is great. Sound effects are great, including some bone-crunching punches and arm-snapping that will make you cringe.

Gameplay is fast and furious, with attacks from inmates coming thick & fast from the start – thankfully you don’t really have much trouble with these until you get outnumbered 4:1, and you do later on… regularly. As you progress through the prison in the first chapter, you pick up what look like pills with Rorschach glyphs on them – these are your special abilities. So far with Rorschach I’ve unlocked a stun combo, a throw (which uses the B button) and a knockdown combo and a counter attack. Also during the more frantic fights later on you get prompted for what you think will be the dreaded quicktime events (ie Press X to avoid certain death). Thankfully these are just finishers, and they’re extremely satisfying.

Rorschach Uppercut

With Rorschach these range from breaking an opponent’s arm, to a solid uppercut followed by a headbutt and a couple of solid face punches while your enemy is on the floor. If you have a weapon equipped like a nightstick (which get dropped a lot), the finishing moves are that much more visceral. They’re brutal, bloody, and great fun!

In the second level, you unlock a “Rage Attack” – with Rorschach there is a rage meter below his health… when this reaches it’s maximum level, a tap of the left trigger will make him roar loudly… then almost every attack you do will end in a finisher.

Playing through the game using Nite Owl seems less entertaining, as the character is more orientated towards finesse and martial arts. Some of his attacks are still pretty vicious, but Rorschach is more fun to use for the pure brutality.

At the end of each level (or chapter as they’re called) you’re treated to more motion comic cutscenes, and it seems more of the Watchmen cast will make an appearance in this guise as Dr. Manhattan and Silk Spectre II dropped in at the end of the first level to offer their assistance.

One of my few gripes with the game is that it’s quite repetitive in a Double Dragon-style button-mashing kind of way, but performing the finishing attacks are thankfully frequent enough to distract you from this. There’s also a nice lock picking minigame, which is trickier than it first looks – you have to lift barrels of a padlock in a particular sequence, and flick the lock to make sure they stay up while you lift the other barrels.

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The best way to describe this game is that it really doesn’t feel like an Xbox Live Arcade title – it feels like a well-made and polished Xbox 360 title. The game stands up to comparison with full titles from the same genre easily… so the fact that it costs 1600 Microsoft Points (just under £15) makes me feel like it’s a bargain, though I miss having a game box.

Verdict: Overall I’d say Watchmen: The End Is Nigh is a great buy. However as it’s the first installment of an episodic series of games, this initial bargain will more than likely end up costing the same as a full game anyway. Even still, the game is great fun – even more so if you’re a Watchmen fan.

If you want to live out your Watchmen fantasies at home and you don’t have access to a PC or home console, then take a look at some awesome Watchmen cubecraft printoffs of Rorschach and Dr. Manhattan:

http://www.cubeecraft.com/cubee/rorschach

http://www.cubeecraft.com/cubee/dr-manhattan

Rating: ★★★★☆

[Originally published via The Geeks of Doom]

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Dawn of War 2 Multiplayer Beta on Steam

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

A post for the gamer readers among you – if you’re into RTS games like Command & Conquer and Dune etc, then Valve have a treat for you.

The multiplayer beta of Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War 2 is now available to everyone on Valve’s digital delivery system, Steam.

In case you’re not familliar with the Dawn of War series, here’s a little about the game:

Developed by award winning Relic Entertainment, Dawn of War II ushers in a new chapter in the acclaimed RTS series – taking players to the brutal frontlines of war to lead an Elite Strike Force on a mission to save the galaxy.
With a focus on fast-action RTS gameplay, Dawn of War II brings to life the science fiction universe of Warhammer 40,000 like never before. Experience the intimate brutality of battle as you play through the epic campaign. Clash with enemies on battlefields ablaze with visceral hand-to-hand and ranged combat. Lead and develop your squads into the most battle hardened elite strike force in the Galaxy.

The game’s system requirements are semi-brutal… and you need 5.5GB of hard disk space:

Minimum Recommended
OS: Windows XP SP2 or Windows Vista SP1
Processor: P4 3.2 GHz (single core) or any Dual Core processor
Memory: 1 GB RAM (XP), 1.5 GB RAM (Vista)
Graphics: A 128MB Video Card (Shader Model 3) – Nvidia GeForce 6600 GT / ATI X1600, or equivalent
Hard Drive: 5.5 GB of Hard Drive space
OS: Windows XP SP2 or Windows Vista SP1
Processor: AMD Athlon 64×2 4400+ or any Intel Core 2 Duo
Memory: 2 GB RAM (XP and Vista)
Graphics: A 256MB Video Card (Shader Model 3) – Nvidia GeForce 7800 GT / ATI X1900, or equivalent
Hard Drive: 5.5 GB of Hard Drive space

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