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I had a mate (Del… he chastised me for not crediting him… and will most likely post a sarcy comment now) send me this at work, and I just had to post it:

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anyone else to kill.

Step 1: Get a Frisbee from the store, or a friend.
Step 2: Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3: Make sure your parents aren’t around.
Step 4: Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5: Get really super pissed.
Step 6: Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial).
Step 7: Keep folded, and insert Frisbee into your mouth hard.
Step 8: Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9: Wait.
Step 10: Die.

If you succeed, everyone will be like “Holy Crap!”

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

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